Dans un avion américain, le commandant de bord dit aux passagers :
C'est votre commandant qui vous parle.
Nous perdons
de l'altitude et nous n'avons pas assez de carburant pour atteindre notre destination.Donc, nous allons larguer hors de l'avion tous les bagages.
L'avion regagne de l'altitude.
Une demi-heure plus tard, l'avion reperd de l'altitude et la voix du commandant se fait encore une fois
entendre dans les hauts parleurs:
C'est votre commandant qui vous parle.
Nous perdons
encore de l'altitude et nous ne pourrons pas atteindre notre destination sans jeter quelques passagers hors de l'avion.
C'est une mauvaise solution, mais nous allons le faire d'une
manière honnête et démocratique.
Nous allons utiliser l'alphabet.
Commençons par la
lettre A.
- Y a-t-il des Africains?
Personne ne répondit
- Y a-t-il des Blacks ?
Toujours pas de réponse.
- Y a-t-il des gens de Couleur?
Toujours pas de réponse.
Mais, à l'arrière de l'avion, un petit garçon demande à son père :
- Papa, tu m'as toujours dit qu'il fallait être
honnête.
Nous sommes d'Afrique, nous sommes Black et
donc des gens de Couleur.
- Oui, mon fils. C'est vrai. Mais aujourd'hui nous
sommes des Nègres et s'il le faut nous serons des Zoulous...
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11/20 |
> Haitian Girlfriend
I broke up with my haitian girlfriend a week ago, she\'s been crushed ever since. I felt like our re... |
Racist Nigger |
1/24 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she... |
Lol |
1/20 |
Haiti just finished downloading the latest version of Shockwave.
People like you make me laugh an... |
xxx |
2/25 |
do u know u lot are all sick cunts u basturds u need to get a life... |
kona |
2/25 |
i think your a sad idiot. making fun ofthem. people like you just make me sick.... |
ithink |
2/13 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
Isnt it too early for Haiti jokes yet? you should wait for the dust to settle..... |
Teknikal |
1/17 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
So, it seems nature cleaned up Haiti...now we just have to knock the debris into the water.... |
An Earthquak |
1/14 |
> Here's A Banana For The Chimp
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom... |
Ronald |
3/5 |
> I'll Have The Buffet Man
Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bar tender ... |
Badio |
3/5 |
> True Mother Inlaw By King Solomon
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
... |
Rosie |
3/5 |
> Having Troubles With Your Wife
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps. The bartender asked, "What... |
John |
3/5 |
> Bouki And Ti Malice
One day Ti Malice went over to Bouki's house. When he arrived at the lakou (farm yard), was was shoc... |
Naromie |
3/5 |
> Stolen Watch Confession
The priest arrived in the village and went to the church to hear confessions. As was his custom he l... |
Napo |
3/5 |
> A Man Moved From Portauprince
A man moved from Port-au-Prince to Okay (Les Cayes). He wasn't too sure about living there. But, he ... |
Jano |
3/5 |
> Cigarette Is Bad For You
There was a man about to be killed by his political enemies. They asked him if he wanted a cigarette... |
Jocelin |
3/5 |
> You Know That You're Haïtian
You point at things and people with your lips.
You nod your head upwards to greet someone when you... |
Gege |
3/5 |
| > Good Haitian Jokes |
Rene |
12/5 |
Translation of the French joke into English for everyone:
On an American plane, the captain says ... |
matt |
2/7 |
> Yall Got Jokes?
the one joke that i COULD UNDERSTAND was good!! put some more guys translated to english pleeeaa... |
Sexy Red Gurl |
11/20 |
> Everything About Haiti
can you please post some of the jokes in creole too please
thanks
... |
Wilelmine |
8/1 |
> Aksyone
my name is jimmy fanor, i'm a freshman at Lomg Island University. i would like to write a joke in cr... |
Jimmy Fanor |
2/26 |
its not funny
sorry.........
u can do so much better than that man... |
love |
3/4 |
> Whos The Best Surgeons
Three surgeons are having lunch and one of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pi... |
Carling |
1/31 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
KPS se Kapab Pa Soufri or Kal Poisson Santi get lol....
... |
Frero |
12/26 |
