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by Racist Nigger on 1/24
I broke up with my haitian girlfriend a week ago, she's been crushed ever since.
I felt like our relationship just collapsed.
I think our foundation just wasn't strongenough.
It seemed like the walls around us were just falling over.
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by Lol on 1/20
Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend?
Somebody told me that when she found out, she was crushed.
Whenever i go and order a Haitian martini, its always on the rocks.
Ever have Haitian drinking water?
Neither have they.
James Bond walks into a bar, looks at the barman and says "I'll have a Haitian Martini, please, shaken...
not stirred."
What would happen if the Earthquake had hit Jamaica instead of Haiti?
A Shake 'N Bake!
Whats the difference between the Haiti earthquake and the Titanic?
We were sad about the Titanic.
What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday?
Dead parents.
Whats 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs?
Haiti
Anyone know where Haiti is?
I've tried calling it, but I think it's set to vibrate.
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by xxx, replying to Lol on 25-Feb-10 06:09 PM
Haiti just finished downloading the latest version of Shockwave.
People like you make me laugh and I love it, keep'em coming.
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by kona, replying to Lol on 25-Feb-10 10:52 AM
do u know u lot are all sick cunts u basturds u need to get a life
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by ithink, replying to Lol on 13-Feb-10 05:46 AM
i think your a sad idiot.
making fun ofthem.
people like you just make me sick.
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by Teknikal on 1/17
Isnt it too early for Haiti jokes yet?
you should wait for the dust to settle..
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by An Earthquak on 1/14
So, it seems nature cleaned up Haiti...
now we just have to knock the debris into the water.
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by Ronald on 3/5
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child.
"Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child! ." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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by Badio on 3/5
Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.
He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.
Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet! "
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by Rosie on 3/5
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.
And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall chop the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half."
"Sounds good to me," said the first lady.
But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood.
Let the other woman's daughter marry him."
The wise king did not hesitate a moment.
"The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.
"But she was willing to chop him in two! " exclaimed the king's court.
"Indeed," said wise King Solomon.
"That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."
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by John on 3/5
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter?
Having troubles with your wife?" The man replied, "We had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." The bartender asked, "Don't take this the wrong way, but shouldn't that make you happy?" The man replied, "Not if the month is up today! "
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by Naromie on 3/5
One day Ti Malice went over to Bouki's house.
When he arrived at the lakou (farm yard), was was shocked at what he saw, and watched for some time. Bouki was playing diminoes with his dog! Ti Malice say, Bouki, what a brilliant dog you have! He can play diminoes.
I don't know, said Bouki, he's not so smart.
I beat him 3 out of 5 games already!
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by Napo on 3/5
The priest arrived in the village and went to the church to hear confessions.
As was his custom he left his watch on one of the pews. After a little while a young man came in to confess his sins.
Father, forgive me, I have stolen a watch.
Well, young man, said the priest, don't just say you are sorry, but give the watch back to the owner.
Oh, said the sinner, let me give you the watch, Father.
No, said the priest.
Don't give it to me. Give it to the owner.
But, Father, I've offered it to the owner and he doesn't want to take it back, said the young man.
Well, in that case, I've give you absolution for the stealing, but you can keep the watch.
The priest gave the young man forgiveness.
Later, however, when the priest left the church he was surprised to discover that his watch had been stolen.
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