A man moved from Port-au-Prince to Okay (Les Cayes).
He wasn't too sure about living there.
But, he met a fellow in a bar and inquired about life in Okay. Oh my, it's a great place, said the man. When I came here I couldn't utter a single word. I had no hair, no job, no food. They gave me a bed and food and helped me out. Now, as you see, I am strong and well, and I have a good job. The Port-au-Prince man was quite impressed.
That's fantastic.
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| Haitian Jokes |
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11/20 |
> Haitian Girlfriend
I broke up with my haitian girlfriend a week ago, she\'s been crushed ever since. I felt like our re... |
Racist Nigger |
1/24 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she... |
Lol |
1/20 |
Haiti just finished downloading the latest version of Shockwave.
People like you make me laugh an... |
xxx |
2/25 |
do u know u lot are all sick cunts u basturds u need to get a life... |
kona |
2/25 |
i think your a sad idiot. making fun ofthem. people like you just make me sick.... |
ithink |
2/13 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
Isnt it too early for Haiti jokes yet? you should wait for the dust to settle..... |
Teknikal |
1/17 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
So, it seems nature cleaned up Haiti...now we just have to knock the debris into the water.... |
An Earthquak |
1/14 |
> Here's A Banana For The Chimp
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a wom... |
Ronald |
3/5 |
> I'll Have The Buffet Man
Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bar tender ... |
Badio |
3/5 |
> True Mother Inlaw By King Solomon
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
... |
Rosie |
3/5 |
> Having Troubles With Your Wife
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps. The bartender asked, "What... |
John |
3/5 |
> Bouki And Ti Malice
One day Ti Malice went over to Bouki's house. When he arrived at the lakou (farm yard), was was shoc... |
Naromie |
3/5 |
> Stolen Watch Confession
The priest arrived in the village and went to the church to hear confessions. As was his custom he l... |
Napo |
3/5 |
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Jano |
3/5 |
> Cigarette Is Bad For You
There was a man about to be killed by his political enemies. They asked him if he wanted a cigarette... |
Jocelin |
3/5 |
> You Know That You're Haïtian
You point at things and people with your lips.
You nod your head upwards to greet someone when you... |
Gege |
3/5 |
> Good Haitian Jokes
Dans un avion américain, le commandant de bord dit aux passagers :
C'est votre commandant qui... |
Rene |
12/5 |
Translation of the French joke into English for everyone:
On an American plane, the captain says ... |
matt |
2/7 |
> Yall Got Jokes?
the one joke that i COULD UNDERSTAND was good!! put some more guys translated to english pleeeaa... |
Sexy Red Gurl |
11/20 |
> Everything About Haiti
can you please post some of the jokes in creole too please
thanks
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Wilelmine |
8/1 |
> Aksyone
my name is jimmy fanor, i'm a freshman at Lomg Island University. i would like to write a joke in cr... |
Jimmy Fanor |
2/26 |
its not funny
sorry.........
u can do so much better than that man... |
love |
3/4 |
> Whos The Best Surgeons
Three surgeons are having lunch and one of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pi... |
Carling |
1/31 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
KPS se Kapab Pa Soufri or Kal Poisson Santi get lol....
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Frero |
12/26 |
