I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child.
"Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child! ." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
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Time |
| Haitian Jokes |
Topic |
11/20 |
> Haitian Girlfriend
I broke up with my haitian girlfriend a week ago, she\'s been crushed ever since. I felt like our re... |
Racist Nigger |
1/24 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she... |
Lol |
1/20 |
Haiti just finished downloading the latest version of Shockwave.
People like you make me laugh an... |
xxx |
2/25 |
do u know u lot are all sick cunts u basturds u need to get a life... |
kona |
2/25 |
i think your a sad idiot. making fun ofthem. people like you just make me sick.... |
ithink |
2/13 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
Isnt it too early for Haiti jokes yet? you should wait for the dust to settle..... |
Teknikal |
1/17 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
So, it seems nature cleaned up Haiti...now we just have to knock the debris into the water.... |
An Earthquak |
1/14 |
| > Here's A Banana For The Chimp |
Ronald |
3/5 |
> I'll Have The Buffet Man
Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.
Well the bar tender ... |
Badio |
3/5 |
> True Mother Inlaw By King Solomon
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
... |
Rosie |
3/5 |
> Having Troubles With Your Wife
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly, obviously feeling down in the dumps. The bartender asked, "What... |
John |
3/5 |
> Bouki And Ti Malice
One day Ti Malice went over to Bouki's house. When he arrived at the lakou (farm yard), was was shoc... |
Naromie |
3/5 |
> Stolen Watch Confession
The priest arrived in the village and went to the church to hear confessions. As was his custom he l... |
Napo |
3/5 |
> A Man Moved From Portauprince
A man moved from Port-au-Prince to Okay (Les Cayes). He wasn't too sure about living there. But, he ... |
Jano |
3/5 |
> Cigarette Is Bad For You
There was a man about to be killed by his political enemies. They asked him if he wanted a cigarette... |
Jocelin |
3/5 |
> You Know That You're Haïtian
You point at things and people with your lips.
You nod your head upwards to greet someone when you... |
Gege |
3/5 |
> Good Haitian Jokes
Dans un avion américain, le commandant de bord dit aux passagers :
C'est votre commandant qui... |
Rene |
12/5 |
Translation of the French joke into English for everyone:
On an American plane, the captain says ... |
matt |
2/7 |
> Yall Got Jokes?
the one joke that i COULD UNDERSTAND was good!! put some more guys translated to english pleeeaa... |
Sexy Red Gurl |
11/20 |
> Everything About Haiti
can you please post some of the jokes in creole too please
thanks
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Wilelmine |
8/1 |
> Aksyone
my name is jimmy fanor, i'm a freshman at Lomg Island University. i would like to write a joke in cr... |
Jimmy Fanor |
2/26 |
its not funny
sorry.........
u can do so much better than that man... |
love |
3/4 |
> Whos The Best Surgeons
Three surgeons are having lunch and one of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pi... |
Carling |
1/31 |
> Re: Haitian Jokes
KPS se Kapab Pa Soufri or Kal Poisson Santi get lol....
... |
Frero |
12/26 |
