Translation of the French joke into English for everyone:
On an American plane, the captain says to the passengers: This is your captain speaking.
We are losing altitude and we don't have enough fuel to get to our destination.
So, we are going to eject all baggage from the plane.
The plane regains altitude.
A half-hour later, the plane begins to lose altitude again and the voice of the captain is heard once again over the loudspeakers:
This is your captain speaking.
We are again losing altitude and will not be able to get to our destination without throwing some passengers out of the plane.
It's a poor solution, but we are going to go about it in an honest and democratic way. We are going to use the alphabet.
Let's start with the letter A.
- Are there any Africans?
Nobody responds.
- Are there any Blacks?
Still no response.
- Are there any Colored people?
Still no response.
However, at the back of the airplane, a little boy asks his father:
- Daddy, you always told me that I must be honnest.
We are from Africa, we are black, and thus colored people.
- Yes, my son. That's right.
But today, we are Negroes and, if needed, we will be Zulus!
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