Three surgeons are having lunch and one of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached
them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing.
A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass
and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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