After watching the final debate the o the r night, it dawned on me that Obama could actually win this thing.
If that happens, the re will be a lot of people (some of our co-workers included) who will be afraid that an Obama presidency will usher in the end of days. They'll be watching us on November 5th ( the day after the election) for signs of the end
times.
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I think we should develop a list of acceptable celebrations and behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
1.
No crying, hugging or shouting 'Thank you Lord' - at least not in public
2 No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and the re are no witnesses
3.
No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters
4.
No calling in sick on Nov 5th. They'll get nervous if too many of us don't show up.
5.
We're allowed to give each o the r knowing winks or nods in passing.
Just try to keep from grinning too hard.
6.
No singing loudly, We've come this Far By Faith (it will be acceptable to hum softly)
7.
No bringing of barbeque ribs or fried chicken for lunch in the company lunchroom for at least a week (this may make us seem too ethnic)
8.
No Cupid Shuffle during breaks (this could indicate a little too much excitement)
9.
Please no Moving on Up music (we are going to try to remain humble)
10.
No doing the George Jefferson dance (unless you're in your office with the door closed)
11.
Please try not to yell~=-BOOOO YAH!
12.
Just in case you're wondering, doing the running man, cabbage patch, or a backhand spring on the highway is 100% okay.
If I've missed anything feel free to add to the list. I just want to make sure we're all on the same page when Obama brings this thing home on November 5th. Now go get your early vote on and let's make this thing happen! :-)
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