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RE: Aksyone

its not funny

sorry...

u can do so much better than that man

RE: Haitian Jokes

Haiti just finished downloading the latest version of Shockwave.

People like you make me laugh and I love it, keep'em coming.

RE: Haitian Jokes

do u know u lot are all sick cunts u basturds u need to get a life

RE: Haitian Jokes

i think your a sad idiot.

making fun ofthem.

people like you just make me sick.

RE: Good Haitian Jokes

Translation of the French joke into English for everyone:

On an American plane, the captain says to the passengers: This is your captain speaking.

We are losing altitude and we don't have enough fuel to get to our destination.

So, we are going to eject all baggage from the plane.

The plane regains altitude.

A half-hour later, the plane begins to lose altitude again and the voice of the captain is heard once again over the loudspeakers:

This is your captain speaking.

We are again losing altitude and will not be able to get to our destination without throwing some passengers out of the plane.

It's a poor solution, but we are going to go about it in an honest and democratic way. We are going to use the alphabet.

Let's start with the letter A.

- Are there any Africans?

Nobody responds.

- Are there any Blacks?

Still no response.

- Are there any Colored people?

Still no response.

However, at the back of the airplane, a little boy asks his father:

- Daddy, you always told me that I must be honnest.

We are from Africa, we are black, and thus colored people.

- Yes, my son. That's right.

But today, we are Negroes and, if needed, we will be Zulus!

Haitian Girlfriend

I broke up with my haitian girlfriend a week ago, she's been crushed ever since.

I felt like our relationship just collapsed.

I think our foundation just wasn't strongenough.

It seemed like the walls around us were just falling over.

RE: Haitian Jokes

Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend?

Somebody told me that when she found out, she was crushed.

Whenever i go and order a Haitian martini, its always on the rocks.

Ever have Haitian drinking water?

Neither have they.

James Bond walks into a bar, looks at the barman and says "I'll have a Haitian Martini, please, shaken...

not stirred."

What would happen if the Earthquake had hit Jamaica instead of Haiti?

A Shake 'N Bake!

Whats the difference between the Haiti earthquake and the Titanic?

We were sad about the Titanic.

What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday?

Dead parents.

Whats 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs?

Haiti

Anyone know where Haiti is?

I've tried calling it, but I think it's set to vibrate.

RE: Haitian Jokes

Isnt it too early for Haiti jokes yet?

you should wait for the dust to settle..

RE: Haitian Jokes

So, it seems nature cleaned up Haiti...

now we just have to knock the debris into the water.

Here's A Banana For The Chimp

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child.

"Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child! ." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.

Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.

"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.

"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.

"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.

"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

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